assiest:

2 life vests left on the titanic

this one’s for me.. this one’s for my homies who died tonight *tosses into ocean*

(via jimwhorrison)

shrek. 16. bi. onions. mud. swamps. gross things. fuck lord farquad. fuck humans. fuck fairytale creatures. i dont need anyone but myself. i eat bugs and eyeballs i truly do not give a fuck. follow for follow.

(via thatfunnyblog)

svveetlemonade:

mfandcjforever:

svveetlemonade:

i wish i lost weight as fast as i lose motivation 

i agree bethany

who the fuck is bethany

(via screamuntil-theresnothingleft)

My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

(Source: cayde, via helloowleyes)